Most annoying quotes you are going to hear from JW's

by XPeterX 42 Replies latest jw friends

  • XPeterX

    Something like: "Would Jesus do that/go there?" I tell them: "Would he own a luxurious BMW or Mercendes?"

    What are some quotes/expressions invented by jw's that really pissed you off?

  • The Finger
    The Finger

    Wait on Jehovah to sort it out

  • lepermessiah

    "I am offering the latest WT and Awake"

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    When some idiot body of elders fails to do what they are supposed to do and the rank and file Dubs blame God by saying, "it wasn't Jehovah's time."

  • Think About It
    Think About It

    "The light gets brighter".

    "Spiritual food from the F&D Slave".

    Tons of others.

    Think About It

  • Soldier77

    "wait on Jehovah"

    "the time of the end is right at our doorstep!"

    anything that starts with "evidently..."

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    "False religion" (because they're right so often)

  • aquagirl

    "fleshly sister{or brother}ewwwww ...In the new system,we wont have to worry about....{whatever}Just think,when so and so comes back in the new system...I HATE that!

  • Olin Moyles Ghost
    Olin Moyles Ghost

    "he's a brother"


    "fortunate" (as if that's completely different from "lucky")

    "spiritual" / "spiritually strong" / "spiritually weak"

    "the truth"

  • diana netherton
    diana netherton

    Faithful and discreet slave..WTF???

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