One fine saturday morning you're sleeping in, when the doorbell rings.
To your surprise, when you answer the door, it's- you guessed it- a duck.
So the duck tells you, "Hello, my name is mallard. I talk to Jesus so you should listen to me because the world will end in 10 seconds."
You say to the duck, "Interesting...", you say.
3 minutes pass while the duck is hiding his cross, child abuse papers, and freemason symbols...
You say to the duck, "The world isn't ending- you just told me that to scare me into believing you. You couldn't be talking to Jesus- you're just a regular old duck."
The duck then says to you, "I cannot lie, because I have the holy spirit, and the holy spirit doesn't lie."
You then say, "Well, then how do I know for sure you have the holy spirit? You just lied."
"I am not lying. I did not lie." says the duck. "Sometimes it's just hard to hear Jesus..." .
"Well, then how do I know you aren't lying, duck?", you say.
The duck replies, "Because I have the holy spirit...".
Any thoughs on this duck?