If I lived in Biblical times I would have....

by exwhyzee 44 Replies latest jw experiences

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    ....died in childbirth.

  • changeling
    changeling

    ...sat in the red tent...

  • VoidEater
    VoidEater

    Offered my locusts to BTS... ;-)

  • tenyearsafter
    tenyearsafter

    been stoned to death

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Been made thin and in the pink of health by Jesus.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Oh yes and I'm sure I'd be remembered as a lady of reputation, right along with Mary Magdeline whose checkered pass is highly questioned by many biblical scholars today.

  • yknot
    yknot

    Been a Barbarian to the north......

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    had many wives and it would have been a-o-k with the Man Upstairs.

    I'd have been a maverick who had many husbands whom I sent over to "visit" all of Jimmy's wives.

  • Darth plaugeis
    Darth plaugeis

    Slit the throats of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego when they stepped out of the oven after my friends got killed by the same fire.

    "Tell your Hebrew God Darth says hi"

  • MrFreeze
    MrFreeze

    C'mon Darth be honest, you woulda probably pee'd your pants and thought those guys were Gods.

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