The Witnesses are worse than the Pharisees ever were!
If you don't turn in a time slip and record your "ministerial" activities, you are no good.
If you wanted to smoke, you would be kicked out, even though the Bible says nothing about smoking (and J.F. Rutherford, the Society's President regularly smoked).
You cannot go to a "quick build" project and give of your free services if you are wearing a tee shirt with a logo on it!
I can go on.....Please list some things that JWs make rules about that are questionable or simply absurd.