If Jehovah was forced to save only one person per catergory,(e.g-Elder or MS, Pioneer or Auxilliary Pioneer, Elder's Wife or Non-Elder's Wife...etc.) who would he choose?

by african GB Member 17 Replies latest social humour

  • african GB Member
    african GB Member

    ?any thoughts?

  • asilentone

    dumb question

  • baltar447

    Your threads are a waste of bandwidth.

  • tec


    I think you come on here to play with us. It doesn't bother me, mind you. It's kind of like English humor. Very dry and subtle.

    I chuckled when I read the thread, at least.


  • yknot

    How is the talk coming along? Have you worked out your intro?


    Back to topic question:

    Best answer:

    Jah would send his faithful representative's (GB) representative (CO) to inspect and compare FS hours and files in order to glean which were the best candidates.

    Alternate answer:

    If you want me to really stick to the topic question the answer is.......(at least in WTS world) the lesser positioned candidate.....because they can be encouraged to 'reachout' and do more!

    He`d let them all live..


    Kill the idiot that wrote this thread..

    ........................ ...OUTLAW

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    If Jehovah were to exist, who would force him to do anything?

  • african GB Member
    african GB Member

    Yknot: I am having sleepless nights preparing for the talk, haven't come up with the final intro yet.

    I get goose bumps just thinking of the talk, it'll be the greatest moment of my life, i can't wait!!

  • tec

  • african GB Member
    african GB Member

    Is this a Jokes and Humour section?

    Oh yes it is...just wanted to make sure.

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