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  • Think About It
    Think About It
    Woman jailed for testicle attack
    A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

    Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

    She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

    Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

    'Pulled hard'

    Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.

    The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

    The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

    An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

    In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

    I am in no way a violent person Amanda Monti

    He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

    The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

    She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

    In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

    She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

    The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

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  • serenitynow!

    "A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours.""

    Okay, that is so hilarious!

  • BurnTheShips

    That's why we have 2

  • Darth plaugeis
    Darth plaugeis

    Maybe he tried the Donkey Punch on her. LOL or what was it the snorting Dragon?

  • mrsjones5

    Omg, do they come off that easy?

  • BurnTheShips
    Maybe he tried the Donkey Punch on her.

    Should've hit the bitch harder.


  • White Dove
    White Dove

    This seems so unlikely, them being suspended in a skin cocoon. I didn't think they came off that easy, either, Mrs. Jones.

    Fingernails to cut the skin and extract the balls, maybe?

  • Violia

    " I am not a violent person..." Dear Gawd, if that is not violent, what is?

  • zoiks


    Wow, she must have some kind of kung-fu grip!

  • Bourne

    [Note to self: Don't date a Ninja]

    last paragraph....."ripping away the genitals"

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