Is there any advantage in giving a special pioneer a place in your home?

by dgp 21 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    You would get the privilege of having him go through every single item in your music and video collection and censor everything. You would get the privilege of being told to throw away anything that means anything to you, including your computer. You would get the privilege of being hounded to attend the boasting sessions all the time and join him in field circus all day.

  • Think About It
    Think About It

    When I was really "in" deep, we once had these 3 elderly pioneer sisters who came for a summer month to help where the need was greater. They were looking for a place to rent, but when I heard of it I just told them they could stay with us since we had a big house. They offered to pay, but I wouldn't hear of it. They were great gals, it was a nice experience and I don't recall any problems. It didn't really gain me anything special. Actually, from what I could tell anything good you did bit you in the ass with that negative bunch.

    Think About It

  • teel
    teel
    At the assembly yesterday, a brother came up to me and I said "Hey John, how you doing?". He said "I'd be a whole lot better if I could find some more volunteers to vacumn after the session." .....looooong pause...... Me: "Good luck with that. See you later."
    How come I ain't no elder yet?

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    The food in your refrigerator will always be fresh because you are always replenishing it. Note the emphasis on the word "you".

    W

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Really special pioneers have the ability to turn bottles of wine into empty bottles.

    Also, there will seem to be an endless supply of meatloaf in your refrigerator, and the local cat population will decrease markedly.

  • moshe
    moshe

    I have a room for one of those special pioneers at my brother inlaws. He won't want for nothing, either.

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    We had some stay with us.....used the phone without paying....left the heater on all night long so we had a $450 dollar electric bill.....we had to ask for money in the end. Two of the rudest, meanest bitches I have ever met.

  • mentallyfree31
    mentallyfree31

    Witness 007 - Hilarious! Funny stuff. What did they say when you asked for money?

    -mentallyfree31-

  • EndofMysteries
    EndofMysteries

    You may get some 'priviledges', such as scrubbing the toilets, working the microphones, cutting the lawn, and if you get REALLY high up in the rank, those some others may 'allow' you do the same at their own personal homes!

  • THE GLADIATOR
    THE GLADIATOR

    teel Love the seal.

    I have set is as my desktop background.

    I would like to answer the question about a Special Pioneer but after thinking all day and night, I am still trying to come up with a possible advantage.

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