This is lifted from a downloadable 'childrens note book for the 2010 D/Cs' :
http://www.jwforum.net/portal/ i found it in the twitter section
When do you want to be baptized?
What prevents you from getting baptized?
Why do you want to remain close to Jehovah?
How long do you want to remain close to him?
Have you made a dedication to Jehovah yet?
Are you happy for the people who are
being baptized today?
Who is the oldest?
Who is the youngest?
How many were baptized?
Were there mostly boys or girls?
And this gem::
: Allow Nothing to Distance You From Jehovah
Satan’s Subtle Efforts
lovely stuff, just lovely! Health, recreaction and family are from satan!!!!!!