There is nothing wrong with the light bulb. It's just a problem with the generation.
How many Elders does it take to change a light bulb?
by karter 51 Replies latest jw friends
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OnTheWayOut
Elders do not change the light bulb. They just accept the new light when it comes from Bethel, although they have no idea how it came into existence.
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awildflower
Three to form the judicial committee to decide whether the light bulb is willing to be changed, or should instead be disfellowshipped.
Funny
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Gerard
It takes one GB member. He just holds up the light bulb while the world revolves around him.
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GLTirebiter
No, don't give up on the light--it keeps getting brighter and brigheter all the time!
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agonus
"It takes one GB member. He just holds up the light bulb while the world revolves around him."
Damn, beat me to it
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OnTheWayOut
The correct line is: How many Elders does it take to SCREW IN a light bulb?
One correct answer is that any one elder can screw anything or anyone if he follows directions.
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fokyc
It depends on whether the elder/s is/are 'qualified'
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Witness 007
it takes 4 Elders to hold the ladder with 7 Minesterial Servants as assistants. 2 Circuit Oversears to supervise after speaking with "the society." One District Oversear to oversea the C.o's. Two Governing body members to oversea the D.O......a legion of angels to "protect" the Governing body members.....Jesus to supervise the angels....Jehovah to make sure Jesus wasn't taking the lead from him......5 Million publishers to give prayers of thanksgiving.
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Billzfan23
It takes 26. One to change the light bulb, and 25 to stand around throwing feces at each other (family guy)...haha....