Demons!

by wildflowermeadow 31 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Cagefighter
    Cagefighter

    If there are no demons then what makes me drink and masturbate so often? Huh! See there are demons and they are after all of us!!!!

  • A.Fenderson
    A.Fenderson

    I once got high with some xJW friends and someone whipped out a ouija board, I was super excited because it was still soon enough after leaving to feel very taboo. Turned out to be a big waste of time and weed.

    After exiting the JW cult, I actually once verbally offered any demons within earshot (how far away can a demon hear?) to possess me, I was totally down for it. I don't think it worked--or if it did, I didn't notice any change, and sure as hell didn't get any super powers. :-)

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    So who's the greatest disappointment as far as REAL supernatural activity? God or the demunz? Both are pretty consistent no-shows.

  • mindmelda
    mindmelda

    Demon rum...drink enough of it and you'll see a demon.

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    Hey that's my avatar! where di you find it?

  • Found Sheep
    Found Sheep

    i was a demon freek!!! had some "experiances" not sure what they were now but have not had any sence I left. I no longer fear the demons. If there are such things fear gives them control!!! When I was "in" i was the type to burn things I was convinced were demonized!!!

  • Darth plaugeis
    Darth plaugeis

    I am a demon if you want me to stop bothering you please send me money, Send to Darth Plaugeius, Massachusetts, PO Box 666, 02033 Money orders only. I promise your nightmares and evil experiences will stop. If not your money will not be sent back THANK YOU,

  • bonnzo
    bonnzo

    looks like a Tool cd cover, just chock full of demonz!

  • cult classic
    cult classic

    MadSweeney says:

    So who's the greatest disappointment as far as REAL supernatural activity? God or the demunz? Both are pretty consistent no-shows.

    Now that was funny ........rofl

    Cult Classic

  • EmptyInside
    EmptyInside

    You especially have to watch out for those "sex demons. A circuit overseer gave a talk about them at my old congregation one Thursday night. It makes me wonder what he was smoking.

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