The Dictonary of JW's

by highdose 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • awildflower
    awildflower

    New Light (pronounced Noo Lite): Sounds like a beer. Are the jw's in the brewing business now? Maybe that's why they're heading for the hills? That's where all the money's going people! Just figured it out!! Maybe they are making their own wine now to. For those of you going to Memorial check the label and tell us if it's any good!

  • Terry
    Terry

    The reason the Governing Body has replaced a JW's vocabulary is because they are obliterating reality and replacing it with a make-believe.

    If you cannot DESCRIBE REALITY you cannot inhabit it in your mind.

    The JW vocabulary describes the false reality of their theology.

    Words that say: "We were wrong and now have to change what we thought was true" describe reality. "NEW LIGHT" connects you to a false reality.

    I'm in The Truth describes a false reality. "I belong to a cult that replaces True Fact with false witness" is reality.

    The Watchtower Magazine is a lexicon MAP leading to to a dreamworld.

    Jehovah's Witnesses tell you what is going to happen in the near future and refuse to describe themselves as PROPHETS.

    Why? So that you can't ever call them FALSE PROPHETS.

    Neat, huh?

    Stealing your map of reality does the trick!

  • darthfader
    darthfader

    AWF: Noo Lite.. Tastes like crap and leaves you bloated afterwards!

    Darth Fader

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    Bible study = to be patronised by someone without an education whilst reading through a poorly written book produced bu a cult in brooklyn.

  • awildflower
    awildflower

    Darth, then that beer's off the menu!

  • undercover
    undercover

    Happify

    'nuff said...

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Happified..

    To be Lightly Fried,in Happy..

    .....................

  • Quentin
    Quentin

    honest hearted=robot...

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