I'm Thinking of Becoming Canadian (page 2)

BurnTheShips

Sorry, I'm from Florida, and I am not into freezing my ass off. Besides, we are usually pretty well populated with Canucks this time of year down here. I'll wait until we up the carbon dioxide PPM a few notches. And when climactic Armageddon comes, Canada will be nice and toasty. Then I can pet Canadian tigers and lions in paradise.

I grew up in Hollywood Fla.

I grew up only a few miles south of there. I'll bet you dollars to donuts we have probably met at the Assembly Hall on Griffin Road. Hell, we were even born the same year.

BTS

Lady Lee

You can find maple tress anywhere east of Manitoba. They seem to stop at the Ontario border for some reason.

shamus - shame on you. The Olympics are a window to Canada. We have a lot to offer and few people really know what this great country has to offer anyone who thinks about coming here

Farkel

Jeff,

:Also, I am a Socialist Marxist Fascist.

Nobody's perfect.

: Should be a match made in heaven.

Heaven is probably not perfect, either. I heard Mao Zedong is in charge there now. Joseph Stalin is second in command. Pol Pot and Adolph Hitler are fighting for leadership and so far have eliminated half the people in Heaven in their quest for power. They've got Satan chained in a room and are torturing him by making him listen to old Rutherford phonograph speeches day and night! It's mayhem up there right now.

Fred Franz is trying to buy his way out of Hell by selling his books! The madmen have shaved off Russell's beard and forced him to actually have sex for the first time! With a duck!

Farkel

leec

As for me I've been in love with Canada since I went on class trip to Quebec in high school, and then doubly so when a friend and I took a summertime road trip up through the Atlantic provinces - been to all except Newfoundland.

Charlottetown has my heart. Halifax has my stomach. I need to go back and collect my various innards.

slimboyfat

What do you know, as soon as you become Canadian the US will probably invade to secure Canada's oil anyway.

AK - Jeff

Oh my!

core

Did Simon take Canadian citizenship when he moved over from the UK - or his he still a Warrington (England) lad at heart

sammielee24

Hockey is to Canadians like football is to Americans. There are teams for young girls as well as young boys now which is cool.

In Ontario there are a lot of maple trees. Many of us went on school outings in the bush to learn about the production of maple syrup - and some of us have memories of mom boiling the stuff and pouring it on fresh cold snow to let the kids make pull taffy. Delicious. Maple tarts or hot maple/sugar brown sauce poured over white cake...mmmm...mmmmm. Bob sledding...skating on frozen lakes...cross county skiing....all good memories.

sammieswife.

Mary

Hey Canadians, how hard would it be for me to immigrate to Canada? I need health insurance.

Not hard at all. Just gimme a big ring and we can get hitched next weekend. We can honeymoon in Cuba.

Did Simon take Canadian citizenship when he moved over from the UK

I'm not sure. It's much easier to move here from England or even Australia, than from the USA as Canada is part of the British Commonwealth. Someone told me that because my grandparents were from England, I could apply for British citizenship and I'd get it pretty easily.

AllTimeJeff

I grew up only a few miles south of there. I'll bet you dollars to donuts we have probably met at the Assembly Hall on Griffin Road. Hell, we were even born the same year.

Were you in the same circuit with Jimmy Pasacarella and Clare Gullickson? I bet we did meet.....

Fred Franz is trying to buy his way out of Hell by selling his books! The madmen have shaved off Russell's beard and forced him to actually have sex for the first time! With a duck!

Farkel we all create our own hells. Franz is probably around 50 Catholic female massage therapists. I have no doubt that Russell has by now heard of Aflac.

My hell would be living in a world with only VH1. Nothing but "reality" TV 24/7.

Not hard at all. Just gimme a big ring and we can get hitched next weekend. We can honeymoon in Cuba.

Cool. I hope polygamy is allowed in Canada. That would be about perfect..

"O Canada, we stand on guard for thee"

I'm Thinking of Becoming Canadian

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