The hell with the lions and lambs

by leec 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    shamus,

    :You're not going to have a penis - you're going to be asexual anyways so you'll be more attracted to the moose than the girl.

    That's only if you are resurrected. Basically that means almost everyone who has ever lived will not have a penis or will have a vagina stuffed up with stucco, or something.

    Those males who walk into Paradise WILL have a penis, however. But when the earth fills up with people, which it will quickly do when all the Non-Penis types are resurrected, those males will sadly watch their penises fall off, and the girls will watch their girl stuff get plugged up with stucco.

    Welcome to Paradise, Watchtower style!

    Farkel

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Stucco!

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    beks I think this is the time to bich slap him

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Every day is a good day to slap Farkel. Hey, there's a bumber sticker in that!

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    just be gentle with him dear

  • jacquicortez
    jacquicortez

    i always thought those paradise pictures were boring. everyone sitting around in the middle of nowhere

    on a picnic...i hate picnics...and i hate being in the middle of nowhere.

  • leec
    leec

    What they didn't say is that there will be strategically placed Orgasmatrons all around P.E.

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