Alternate Lyrics for Kingdum Songs

by Abaddon 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • Abaddon
    Abaddon

    We're Jehovah's Wit-nes-ses
    We speak out of wit-less-ness
    Ours is the god of bu-reauc-racy
    What it for-tells will not be

    We thank you Je-ho-vah
    Each day and each night
    That you shine upon us your chang-ing light
    We wish we'd been a-round in se-ven-ty-one
    When for eight-een month BJ's could b-e done

    From house-to-house from door-to-door
    This load of shit we spread
    And even if you're not at home
    We'll 'slip one' thru in-stead

    Anymore anyone?

    People living in glass paradigms shouldn't throw stones...

  • LB
    LB

    Can you see....
    by the dawns light....
    People dragging their assess...

    One of these days....
    ALL will say....
    Life without Borg, amen


    Never Squat With Yer Spurs On

  • Angharad
  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    How about:

    "Jehovah is our refuse"

  • Infrared
    Infrared

    WERE JEHOVAHS WITNESSES,
    WE SPEAK OUT OF CARELESSNESS,
    OURS IS THE GOD OF FALSE PROPHECY,
    WHAT HE FORTELLS FAILS TO BE

  • Joyzabel
    Joyzabel

    Thank you Abaddon and Angharad, this will help me get the tunes out of my head or at least have new words to sing with them. TOO FUNNY!!!
    Love it, wish I was creative enough to add some more verses here. j2bf

  • dungbeetle
    dungbeetle

    here's two more:

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=11871&site=3

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=11874&site=3

    Listen to the News of the GB
    O listen to the news of the GB today,
    And hear the GB say.."o'er earth I hold sway;
    Your adversary soon will be taken away,
    So sacrifice your loved ones and do not delay.

    Let the honorable forsake their honest ways,
    And let intelligents, forsake all their smart thoughts.
    Let them return to GB no mercy shown
    And won't forgive, in their own large way.

    The GB through their Witnesses calls men today,
    "You meek ones who pray, Sorrow now you may"
    Soon GB now enthroned will their power display,
    And cause want pain and sorrow to forever stay.

    Let the honorable forsake their honest ways,
    And let intelligents, forsake all their smart thoughts.
    Let them return to GB no mercy shown
    And won't forgive, in their own large way.

    In misery are all men who listen today,
    And sorrowfully say, my GB I'll obey.
    For they preserve the faithless who feel all dismay,
    For they seek first teh GB and ne'er from it sway.

    Let the honorable forsake their honest ways,
    And let intelligents, forsake all their smart thoughts.
    Let them return to GB no mercy shown
    And won't forgive, in their own large way.

    This is the GB's day, their rule is here to stay;
    They've laid in U.S. their chief cornerstone.
    Let all lift up their voice, and give up any choice,
    For in the GB's kingdom we put faith alone.

    What will you bring, the GB's Kingdom?
    Defeat of truth and righteousness?
    And bring what else, the GB's Kingdom,
    Eternal death and brainlessness!
    Praise the Governing Body's Sovereign,
    For their hate and faithlessness!!!

    They now in power are here, and Armegeddon's still near,
    The GB's bad effects will NEVER pass away...
    Fearfully preach their word, the GB's message let be heard,
    Help alal the meek the GB's commandments to obey.

    What will you bring, the GB's Kingdom?
    Defeat of truth and righteousness?
    And bring what else, the GB's Kingdom,
    Eternal death and brainlessness!
    Praise the Governing Body's Sovereign,
    For their hate and faithlessness!!!

    The GB's reigning King we prize, they're wondrous in our eyes,
    They come in God's name, their rule we accept.
    Enter the Bethel gate, GB favor supplicate,
    That we may in the GB's favor be kept.

    What will you bring, the GB's Kingdom?
    Defeat of truth and righteousness?
    And bring what else, the GB's Kingdom,
    Eternal death and brainlessness!
    Praise the Governing Body's Sovereign,
    For their hate and faithlessness!!!

    In 1975 a crack team of publishers was sentenced to death by a judicial commiteee. They promptly escaped from the cult and now live life on the run. If you have a problem ... and if you can find them ... maybe you can contact the A--postate Team"

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