I think this still fits the thread......
Far into the future, sometime in the New System, I mean Paradise....
A young child is asking his father.
"Daddy, what did you do during the last days to save people from our loving God's destruction of the human race?"
"Son, I'm glad you asked. I went door to door warning people of Armageddon"
"Wow, daddy, that must have been real hard telling them you are representing Jehovah the Almighty, and for them to serve Jehovah or die a horrible death'?"
"Well son, I didn't quite put it that way. We told them we were in an educational work and for them to take a magazine and give money"
"Oh I see daddy, then the magazines TOLD them of Jehovah's great meassage? And when they read it they laughed, spit at you, then cursed Jehovah! What wicked people, they deserved to die, plus their children"
"Son, it didn't quite happen that way. The magazines usually were about how to make tacos and how someone learned to play the Tuba."
"But daddy, then they had no idea what hit them, and why it happened?"
"True son, very true. But that just shows Jehovah God's mercy and love. They had no idea what was going on, and Wham! JG hit them before they knew what was happening!"
"Oh I see daddy! HE didn't want them to suffer from an agonizing wait and death. Jehovah is so loving, isn't he daddy?"