Farkel's good news ....Priceless
#1, The "Cut-to-the-Chase" Version :-
dub: Good morning. It's a beautiful day isn't it?
householder: Yes it is. What do you want?
dub: I'm here to tell you about your future. Would you like to know that future?
householder: I don't know. Maybe.
dub: Very soon, Jehovah God is going to blow your guts all over that wall and smash your baby's skull into a thousand pieces, and after I clean up your mess and the birds are done eating out your eyeballs. I'm going to take over your home and live in it! Your car, too! Do you want to hear how you MIGHT avoid all that?
householder: Get the hell out of here before I do all of that to you!
dub, walking away: Have a nice day. Can't wait to move into your house!