Why Canadian health care is so good
Monkey you are too funny, you just made me snot myself!
Oh, and our beer is much better too...
Better than the big guys? Yes. Better than most of the microbrews? Haaaaaaaaaaaardly.
But truth be known, nothing beats a Guiness... NOTHING.
Well hell mister I wasn't even going to mention Brit and German beer! I do love Heineken
You vile nazi heroin-addicted horrid woman... now you're a Heineken whore? (Had to think of something on the fly... sorry...)
How dare you!? You great Guinnes guzzling gibbon guilty of gross gaffs for gratuitous guffaws!