Ask for their address

by OnTheWayOut 6 Replies latest social humour

  • OnTheWayOut

    Stolen and adapted from Jerry Seinfeld talking to a telemarketer

    JW's at the door: "Can we talk to you about God/bad conditions in the world/living forever/crime/petting lions?"

    Answer: "Listen, I do want to talk to you about this. Give me your address and I will come by to share my beliefs with you."

    JW's at the door: "We can come back at a better time. Give me a time or a phone number to call first."

    Answer: "No, that won't work. I have such a hectic schedule. Give me your address and when I am able, I will stop by."

    JW's at the door: "No, we don't give out our addresses."

    Answer: "Why not?"

    JW's at the door: "We are happy with our beliefs/We don't want people calling on us"

    Answer: "Then you know how I feel." CLOSE THE DOOR.

  • OnTheWayOut

    Have a chalk outline of a body on your sidewalk at your door. When you see JW's on your block, scatter some WT mags around it.

  • OnTheWayOut

    Tell them you already have your own religion. When they ask what it is, stall a little before stating, "I'm not sure if it's legal in this country."

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  • FreeAtLast1914

    That was great.

  • OnTheWayOut

    Answer the door with a shirt that looks all bloody, perhaps with scissors in hand.
    "No, I was busy but it will keep. I was just arguing.... er... I mean..... discussing a matter with someone. C'mon in."

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