So as not to hijack the Paulapollos thread, I just couldn't help but think about the possibility of a JW-Based Reality Show.
I have two initial ideas at this time but other ideas are welcome.
1.) A "house" type of reality show. This would be like a bethel type of setting with a dozen or so brothers living in a common area and cameras on them all the time. It might be interesting if one spots another taking a shower and accuses him of masturbating in the shower. The one accused could then try to explain to the group that he was just cleaning himself really well or that he had a bad itch down there. The ones questioning him would ask why he was using the palm of his hand and not his fingers. Also, they would wonder why it took over 5 minutes to scratch himself. The two witness rule could be used if only one person saw him.
2.) Maybe a "Survivor" type of show would be better. It could be JW-Survivor London, JW-Survivor Bahamas, or anyplace that has a Branch Office. They could start with two separate bodies of elders, living in separate parts of the Branch home. Then, each week, they could get together and vote to disfellowship one in the group. In the end, when there are only two left, they bring them all back and then decide which of the final two should be disfellowshipped. The winner gets to stand in front of the group and DA himself.
Any other ideas ???
Rub a Dub