What do dubs dance like?

by highdose 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • highdose

    ever seen them? at weddings or partys, when the lights go down and the music gets turned up?

    in my experiance they normaly did a slow motion walk on the spot or a kinda rigor mortis. I think i was a rare one as i tended to wiggle and move my body like a woman can;) .... and yes i got "spoken" to about it...

    What was your experiance?

  • Finally-Free

    I was spoken to several times because I hated dancing, and the sisters™ always had to come to me if they wanted to dance. I usually had a good excuse ready. When I was single dancing was merely a means to an end, so I did it once in a while. Once I was a JW there was no more point to dancing since I knew I wasn't going to get laid afterwards.


  • creativhoney

    dirty dancing is seriously frowned upon.

  • creativhoney
  • sd-7

    When I was in school, someone told me that JWs don't dance and they don't wear makeup, either. Meh. Close enough. But in my experience, they dance with a respectful distance from one another, the looser ones dance a little closer, or a lot closer and end up on the young people's rumor mill for doing so. But I've little experience to go on, as the indoctrination made me dark, brooding, terrified of women, and decidedly anti-social.


  • WTWizard

    They don't. They are supposed to be out in field circus at 5:30 the next morning, and do not have time for anything else. And, even if they could, they would be hounded unless they were two meters or more from anyone of the opposite sex or if they were even the slightest bit suggestive.

  • God_Delusion

    Jehovah's Witnesses are cool!

  • sir82

    Does the phrase "white man's shuffle" mean anything to you?

  • Robdar

    They move their hips as if they are trying to prevent a fart from escaping.

  • OnTheWayOut

    Actual footage from a JW dance:


    (Okay, it's not actually JW's.)

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