satan always made me late too, it was nothing to do with trying to work a full time job and not wanting to go to the boring brainwashing sessions or anything...
JWs thinking 'Satan is out to get me!'
by KingAgag 15 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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creativhoney
who changes them to red when you are late for that all important interview? God?
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zombie dub
the other guy going for the job
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creativhoney
he did a course in programmable logic controllers. thats why.
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WTWizard
It is not Satan that gives red lights. Most of the time, they are on a timer that is badly synchronized, so most people will get each one at red if they go near the speed limit and leave the first one just as it turns green. And, it is Jehovah that does the ones that randomly turn red and stay there abnormally long--and then blames you when you are late for the boasting session. Satan is innocent.
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WTWizard
That is, Satan is innocent of changing the lights. If I were Satan and wanted someone to not get to the boasting session, I would force them to cancel the whole thing. Change a light: one person missing. Cancel a boasting session: 100 people missing.