Big Ray stated:
"It saddens me to have to close the site, however, doing so will also help me to improve my own circumstances that have been so hard for me to deal with recently."
Closing site = improves Big Ray's circumstances that have been hard to deal with recently.
Not closing site = won't improve Big Ray's circumstances that have been hard to deal with recently and possibly, may even make them worse.
Ergo,
Site = contributes to or at least gets in the way of Big Ray's circumstances that have been hard to deal with recently.
Therefore, without the site, Big Ray is better off. He said so. However, that site was created to not incur Jehovah's displeasure but to give glory to Jehovah as defined by his earthly representatives.
But that purpose didn't work so, therefore:
a) Jehovah has not blessed that site.
b) The Watchtower Society has not blessed that site.
That site is closing. Fact. Therefore,
a) Jehovah is pissed.
b) The Watchtower Society is pissed.
c) Big Ray is Pissed
d) ????
e) ????
f) ????
g) Santa Claus is pissed
Hard to figure this one out. These little exercises are always fun. I'm sure I've missed a whole host of possibilities, like "Big Ray can't pay his rent, because he's putting all his money in his site," and stuff like that.
Sorry, folks. We ex-dubs LEARNED to speculate about all sorts of stuff because we sucked at the nipple of the greatest speculators imaginable: the Watchtower Bible and Speculation Corporation.
Farkel, who's wondering which millionare's home and Ferraris he will confiscate after armageddon, after he cleans up the body parts from around the property and in the cars
"I didn't mean what I meant."
