Deuteronomy 23:1

by elder-schmelder 11 Replies latest social humour

  • elder-schmelder
    elder-schmelder

    Deuteronomy 23:1

    [ a ]“If a man’s testicles are crushed or his penis is cut off, he may not be admitted to the assembly of the L ord .

    Does this mean that he can get ½ way into the assembly of the Lord, since only ½ was cut off?

    elder-schmelder

  • Joshnaz
    Joshnaz

    LOL!!!! Is that John and Lorena Bobbit?

  • dinah
    dinah

    You mean to tell me that all this time all I had to do was take a hammer to the elders nads?

    I should have read the the bible more closely.

  • babygirl75
    babygirl75

    *spewing*

  • elder-schmelder
    elder-schmelder

    Yes, you are correct. Will John Bobbit have a change to get in the new system?

    elder-schmelder

  • ninja
    ninja

    imagine the israelite who caught his balls and penis in a millstone whilst providing for the rest of the 'lites ...........he looks down and sees his manhood turned into a pancake......then it sinks in..........he is now having to visit the temple via a telescope....which is yet to be invented.......meet the loneliest guy in the world....and his newly formed mangina

  • DrJohnStMark
    DrJohnStMark

    In this the Watchtower tells the truth: He is "cut off from life".

  • trueblue
    trueblue

    Why do boys wear clothes?

  • pallemar
    pallemar

    i wonder why it was so importen to have a heathy manhood, back then.

    have some thing been lost to us since then, abaut being a jew, and why it was so pupolar?

    so all want to be it.

  • hamilcarr
    hamilcarr

    Is there still a checkup when a man claims to be anointed?

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