Biblical Archaeology Kit for JWs

by leavingwt 13 Replies latest social humour

  • leavingwt
    leavingwt

    Rush on over to JWR and order your " Biblical Archaeology Kit for JWs", while supplies last .

    http://www.jehovahswitnessrecovery.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=5249#p69216

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Also included:

    1. Pair of Scissors

    1. Jar of Paste

    Did you find something that doesn't match whats in the book? Just change the book so it looks like it predicted what you found and call it a Prophecy!

  • leavingwt
    leavingwt
    Did you find something that doesn't match whats in the book? Just change the book so it looks like it predicted what you found and call it a Prophecy!

    Good one!

  • bohm
    bohm

    ...and a birthday cake, to celebrate the celebrated WT scholars!

  • DrJohnStMark
    DrJohnStMark

    For serious study a highliter pen and pen lighter combo.

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Well, I wouldn't get one unless there was a 'pyramid inch tape measure' included. You can't use just any tape measure from Home Depot when you're examining Jehovah's Great Stone Witness in Egypt. The pyramid inch equals 1.00106 imperial inches. That difference can add up to substantial errors when trying to calculate Bible prophecy.

    WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!?!?

  • Mary
    Mary

    If they throw in a whip and some Miracle Wheat, I'm in. But shouldn't the 'donation' be $144,000?

  • leavingwt
    leavingwt

    How about some special glasses/goggles that would automatically overlay those necessary ellipses (. . .) so that when reading non-WT books, you're sure to pick up on the "real" meaning.

  • leavingwt
    leavingwt

    bttt

  • undercover
    undercover

    Maybe old Charley could star in a movie with these guys:

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