I have recently noticed a very fascinating phenomenon in men's restrooms: Short men always use the "Tall" urinals, even when it violates the "Unspoken Social Contract of Using the Restroom" for men (ladies, please view the entire instructional video below before asking any questions).
I was suspicious that the short guys were doing this, but this morning I found conclusive evidence in the form of a short man blatantly violating the "Unspoken Social Contract of Using the Restroom" for men this morning at work. I was quite shocked and taken aback at this guy's blatant disregard for the rules (thereby threatening all of civilization as we know it) by using the wrong urinal.
Here at work most men follow the social contract and use the urinal that is furthist from the door, which happens to be a "short" urinal for short people. Just a moment ago I walked into the restroom only to find a short man using the "tall" urinal that was CLOSEST TO THE DOOR despite the fact that the "short" urinal was available.
I was so shocked at this blatant disregard for all that preserves civilization that I stumbled back with a profound dizzy sensation in my head. I had to grab a stall door to steady myself for fear of falling on the floor.