MSDS on women

by John Doe 14 Replies latest social humour

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  John Doe

  
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  AudeSapere

  Lookie what I found:

  HAZARD MATERIALS INFORMATION SYSTEM

  MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET

  (MSDS)
  
  Man: A Chemical Analysis

  Element: Man
  Symbol: XY
  Atomic Weight: 180 +/-100
  
  PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

  1. Solid at room temperature but easily gets bent out of shape.
  2. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
  3. Difficult to find a pure sample.
  4. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as fresh young samples.

  CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

  1. Attempts to bond with Wo (element Woman) any chance it can get.
  2. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself.
  3. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for prolonged periods of time.
  4. Pretty basic.
  5. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

  USAGE:

  1. None really, except methane production.
  2. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

  HAZARDS:

  1. In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
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  John Doe

  Quit hijacking my thread!
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  Robdar

  USAGE:

  1. None really, except methane production.
  2. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

  HAZARDS:

  1. In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

  ROFLMAO!!!!
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  LucyA

  BOTH of you guys well done really Funny!
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  AudeSapere

  Quit hijacking my thread!

  Make me. [Where's that smilie who sticks out his tongue??]
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  beksbks
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  AudeSapere

  I was looking for the other one. The little green tongue that pops out. Not the one that sorta drools..
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  beksbks

  Hmmm
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  John Doe