Information that I'm compelled to Impart!

by ldrnomo 7 Replies latest social humour

  • ldrnomo
    ldrnomo

    I like Ben Franklin and I like Wine.
    Wine and Water
    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... . and those who don't.
    As Ben Franklin said:
    In wine there is wisdom,
    in beer there is freedom,
    in water there is bacteria.
    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
    that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would
    have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria
    found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
    rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a
    purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health .
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
    and be full of shit..
    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm just doing
    it as a public service
    LD
  • Lillith26
  • flipper
    flipper

    LDRNOMO- You truly have a dizzying intellect on this thread my friend ! LOL! I always wondered why Jesus bothered turning the water into wine at the wedding feast . He was getting tired of people farting all night and spoiling the evening . Better to be lit than be pooping all night ! Cheers to you and your wife! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • Lillith26
    Lillith26

    Drinking Red Wine A toast to Mr Ben Franklin.

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    Finally I can qualify my excessive drinking

  • twinkle toes
    twinkle toes

    I'll drink to that!

    Cheers

  • finallysomepride
    finallysomepride

    Another good reason to drink the good red stuff

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    Q. How does alcohol kill bacteria?

    A. It crashes them into telephone poles.

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