Dumbest Awake Title Ever? (page 2)

WTWizard

Technology is good, unless people abuse it (like using the Internet to send information on how to make and send bombs to blow up a building). It is true that people can waste inordinate amounts online or on a cell phone. However, the Washtowel is insinuating that people are wasting time that should be used in field circus--and technology should only be used to facilitate that waste of time.

sacolton

Wiping: Back to front or front to back?

aSphereisnotaCircle

A while back they had one titled "What would we do without donkeys?"

In it they declared that donkeys were, and I quote, "worthy of respect"

http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/members/private/161175/1/What-would-we-do-without-donkeys

keyser soze

How do you actually choose the dumbest Awake title ever? That's like trying to choose the worst Steven Seagal movie. To much to choose from.

sir82

It makes the question sound as if abandoning technology might be a solution, a considered choice, a real possibility.

Just wishful thinking on their part. They'd love to go back to a time when the "evil" internet didn't exist.

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

LOL @ dissed, Amber Rose, saco

"Toothbrushing- Is it for Christians?"

besty

"I Am Your Porcelain Figurine"

DNCall

Kenny G--What is the Bible's View?

daniel-p

I like the tabs on the front page of watchtower.org:

World Affairs / Religion / Family / Animals

Animals? Wtf? What is this fascination with inserting benal topics among serious ones? And then the article has to have a cliched attempt at a witty alliteration: "Fleet-Footed, Flightless, and Fascinating—The Ostrich"

Here's an alliterative article title suggestion:

"Flat-Footed, Flightless, and Fucked: The Governing Body's 'Helpers'"

daniel-p

Personally, I'm holding out for the next article on "The Tantalizing Tortilla!"

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