Circuit Assembly, District Assembly, Special Assembly Day....what is the difference?

OUTLAW

Mr & Mrs JW Potatoe Head..
Come home from the WBT$ Assembly ..
That was the Best Assembly ever..
But
I can`t remember what it was about..

Me Either..
My Head feels like it`s Filled with Potatoe..
........................ ...OUTLAW
MrFreeze

Is it not happifying, my brothers, to be filled with potatoes? *Insert applause*
Gayle

http://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/news/2012/jul/07/jehovahs-witness-convention-held-in-duluth/
Designed for the entire family, the weekend is devoted to spiritual teachings and is one of only two opportunities a year for congregants to be baptised.
Sounds like just 'two opportunities' a year to get baptized. (I know, two opportunities too many)
Quandry

Most of the time, the stuff they serve is "half-baked."