Apostate minimum qualifications

by Mum 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • moman
    moman

    By the authority invested in me, I pronounce her BORG FREE

  • jterfehr
    jterfehr

    But, there ARE easier ways to become an apostate. In my case I just started associating with one. But, I beleive by far the easiest way is to just send a simple letter to the Body of Elders in your cong. It could go something like this.

    Anyone Anywhere
    1234 Lost Ave
    Confused City, CA 00000

    Dear Former Brothers,

    I have come to realize that you and your organization are full of shit. Please don't call me or attempt to contact me.

    Sincerely

    Anyone

    This will in fact guaranty your admission to the congregation of Apostasy. Further, the brothers will think you are crazy and if you later change your mind you can recant the whole thing. No long drawn out letter, they wouldn't change their beliefs if Jesus thumped them on the head. So don't waste your breath or your ink. Have a great "free" life.

  • borgfree
    borgfree

    Moman,

    You can't, that name is exclusively mine.

    Welcome to Apostateville Mums daughter. And congratulations!

    Borgfree

    "You can fool some of the people all of the time" especially if you are a member of the WT GB
  • Xena
    Xena

    lol jterfehr I like your style!!!!

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