FRIENDS VS Theocratic FRIENDS - Gag Alert!

by Girlie 29 Replies latest jw friends


    FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
    REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

    FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
    REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/ MOM

    FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
    REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
    FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
    REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

    FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
    REAL FR IENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you

    FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
    REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
    FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
    REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

    FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
    REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

    FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you



  • keyser soze
    keyser soze
    FRIENDS: Might ignore this.

    And those are the kind of people I want to be friends with.

  • NewYork44M
    Friends VS Texas Friends

    FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

    TEXAS FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

    FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.

    TEXAS FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

    FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

    TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

    FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

    TEXAS FRIENDS: Cry with you.

    FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.

    TEXAS FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, playing

    dominoes or cards and just being together.

    FRIENDS: Know a few things about you..

    TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

    FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing..

    TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.

    FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

    TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'.

    FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick

    TEXAS FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then

    come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you

    come home

    FRIENDS: have you on speed dial

    TEXAS FRIENDS: have your number memorized.

    FRIENDS: Are for a while.

    TEXAS FRIENDS: Are for life.

    FRIENDS: Might ignore this.

    TEXAS FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their Texas Friends and those

    who once lived in Texas

  • NewYork44M

    the above is from the following website:

  • hamsterbait

    I have just vomited a huge projectile Tsunami. What a waste of perfectly good puke.


  • villabolo

    A person whom I thought of as a friend allowed me to put some personal belongings in his house for storage. He returned it a few days before my disfellowshipping because an elder had told him that I was on the way out.


  • palmtree67

    Reading that actually made me a little bit angry.

    Who are they trying to fool? None of that is true.

  • Justitia Themis
    Justitia Themis

    I agree with the poem. All it demonstrates is that the vast majority of JWs are not true, theocratic friends.

  • WTWizard

    Real friends will do practical things when appropriate--things like helping out with things they are not able to do for whatever reason. Things like giving real gifts as appropriate--giving things for the children [in front of their parents] that they realistically need, appropriate cards when indicated, and real assistance when needed. And these things come without being indebted.

    Theocraptic "friends(??)" will do whatever the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger tells them to. This means helping the religion, not the individual. This means refraining from giving children toys or other things they need (unless you do it behind their parents' backs, with intention of molesting them). It means hounding them to get to the boasting sessions when they are sick or otherwise not doing well, instead of doing things that would help them with their issues. And, it means giving with a view of indebting the recipient to you, so you can later hound them to do more for the Washtowel Slaveholdery.

  • chickpea

    what a crock of crap....

    theocratic friends let the GB
    tell them who their friends are.....

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