A JW associate emailed this to me. Exudes of typical JW smugness towards "worldly" folks. Has this been your experience in the borg?
FRIENDS VS Theocratic FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
Theocratic FRIENDS: Always bring the food.
FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'..
Theocratic FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Theocratic FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
Theocratic FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
Theocratic FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.
Theocratic FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you
Theocratic FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house
then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you
when you come home
Theocratic FRIENDS: have your number memorized.
Theocratic FRIENDS: Are forever.
FRIENDS: Might ignore this.
Theocratic FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their Worldwide Friends..
Which one are you?
If I had remained that naive little JW long enough, I may have passed this puke fest on to all of my other little JW friends believing it to be a form of encouragement.