joke

by iknowall558 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • iknowall558
    iknowall558

    how many JWs does it take to change a light bulb ? Two ! One to screw in the light bulb and the other to make sure the light gets brighter.

  • HintOfLime
    HintOfLime

    Pretty good,

    How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    0.999...!

    - Lime

    (Does anyone get that?)

  • Hope4Others
    Hope4Others

    Very good!

  • iknowall558
    iknowall558

    hint of lime dont get it .........: (

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    How many JWs does it take to change a light bulb ? They never change a light bulb, they just wait for new light to come along.

  • bluecanary
    bluecanary

    Good one, OTWO!

    Why did the JW cross the road?

    Because walking accross the road for each house helped him get more time in.

  • iknowall558
    iknowall558

    A JW ...........CROSS the road....?

  • BabaYaga
    BabaYaga
    How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    0.999...!

    - Lime

    (Does anyone get that?)

    I get it, Lime, that's very funny! My geek Honey will like it.

  • poppers
    poppers

    I get it, Lime.

  • BabaYaga
    BabaYaga

    Okay, the geek Honey was a tough audience... he says that would be an engineer, not a mathematician.

    Sheesh! See if I ever tell him a joke again!

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