What Are Some Benefits In Being A Jehovah's Witness?

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  • dissed

    JW's also benefit from the close and absolute direction of the GB. The are extremely blessed no longer having to think for themselves.

  • freeman

    OK, I’ll play this JW game, let me list a few of the Pros and the Cons and see what we get:

    • You gain the advantage of not being addicted to nicotine as a cigarette smoker J

    • Only to lose the pleasure of smoking a truly good premium cigar when your brother-in-law surprises you with an unexpected gift of fine Cuban’s as a not-a-birthday-gift. L

    • You gain the joy of knowing that soon the earth will be filled only with Jehovah’s clean and righteous people. J

    • You lose all that joy as you contemplate what it will be like living in a world full of self-righteous, fault finding snobs like yourself for all eternity. L

    • We have the assurance of eternal life for all who are saved J

    • You have no assurance whatsoever that you may be among the saved ones, and you feel guilty that you just don’t do enough; you will be bird-food at Armageddon. J

    Strange Game…. The only winning move in this JW game is not to play.

    How about a nice game of chess?


  • WTWizard

    You don't have to think. Someone else does that for you.

    A lazy person's paradise--that is, a mentally lazy person's paradise. You merely have to give up all your physical and material resources to pay the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger to do your thinking for you.

  • Farkel

    I've thought a lot about this question and have come up with my list of all the benefits of being a Jehovah's Witness:


  • Joshnaz

    Thanks to JW's my dad was able to rape 6 of my eight sisters and get away with it. Only a disfellowshipping. He was back as an elder one year later.

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