by minimus 34 Replies latest jw friends
You get a warm cozy feeling inside knowing that all things are "black & white" issues.. everything
in your life will be fixed... paradise is "imminent." You can feel as safe as baby in a warm blanket !!!
Don't worry be happy !! If you missed the smallest rule someone will surely be there to remind you !!
When your a Jehovah`s Witness..
Your always looking for a few Kernels of Corn..
In a Bucket of WBT$ 
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You learn how to be a spy on your brothers or sisters. If you get out of the witnesses you can say you took a college course on espionage and join the CIA . God knows we had enough experience
"there's no pressure to be thin"....I LOVE THAT!
was my last reply subtle enough?
You get to know all the streets in your neighbourhood REALLY well, to the point you'd make a great taxi driver!
You're the only one dining at McDonalds who is wearing a suit and tie. The other patrons think you're a McDonalds corporate bigshot who may even be related to Ronald. The chicks working the counter drool over you.
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You get to Knock on the Doors..
Of people you want nothing to do with..
And..
Give them your best JW..
Shit eating Grin!!..
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As a child you're taught the one-size-fits-all statement: That's against my religion.
~Sue
