Humor/Humour Me, Please

snowbird

An aardvark ate apples airily.
Better be back before brassiere breaks.
Come carefully, cautiously, clinically clean.
Any other takers?
Sylvia
ninja

be back babbling bullshot beforelong .... britain's big brother broughttofruition betimes.......
bye bowbird
binja
Sad emo

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
snowbird

LOL!
Damn demons denouncing Deity definitely deserve doom.
Eight elephants eat eggplants elegantly.
Tee hee hee.
Sylvia
Sad emo

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry yellow lorry....
Try saying it quickly!
snowbird

Can't do it!
Find friendly folks for fixing fender.
Sylvia
Farkel

:Damn demons denouncing Deity definitely deserve doom.
Using successive consonants is known as "alliteration."
:Eight elephants eat eggplants elegantly.
Using successive vowels is known as "assonance."
Proper pedants prepare pundits' parsing promptly!
Farkel
Sad emo

Rhetorical rhymes run really rhythmically.
Blimey this is bloomin' hard lol!
snowbird

Farkel, I absolutely adore you!
Get going, giggly goof!
Sylvia
AWAKE&WATCHING

Farkel, feeling frisky, finally firmly firebombed fake forum friend flying fishy flags.