How ATJeff is feeling tonight...

by AllTimeJeff 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff
    Well, I would add bourbon.

    Thanks Palmtree... If you wanted me to dance, give me the bourbon. If you want to think I dance well, you will need the bourbon.... :-)

  • dinah
    dinah

    Today has sucked for me too. My back feels like someone has a voodoo doll of me and is sticking pins in it----and twisting it for good measure. Ahhh, good times.

    Just pull that boot outta your ass and get ready to go back for round two tomorrow, I guess.

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff
    Just pull that boot outta your ass and get ready to go back for round two tomorrow, I guess.

    Oh good, no false hope, just reality. lol

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa
    Oh no, no hard liquor on a Monday.

    Smoke a joint, no hangover

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff
    Smoke a joint, no hangover

    Really? Seriously, I still haven't done this stuff yet... (insert joke here _______)

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Have a couple of beers, crank up something visceral, like ACDC. Air guitar, scream, get out the conditioner. Call it a night. And feel lucky.

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff
    Have a couple of beers, crank up something visceral, like ACDC. Air guitar, scream, get out the conditioner. Call it a night. And feel lucky.

    Good idea, although Paula Cole is on the radio right now... Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? (beats me...)

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Hmmm ok, have a couple of wine coolers, slide your hands down your body slowly, sing, get out the conditioner, call it a night, and feel lucky.

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff

    Crap! I am out of conditioner... Figures, its a Monday.....

    Nighty night!

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    "slide your hands down your body slowly"

    Oh, my virgin eyes!

    lmao!

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