by Gregor 10 Replies latest jw friends
quote of the day
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'
Love it!!
Love it!!
You would!
I've found it! The TRUTH!
Except for money.
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Except for money.
No, that's not true. Giver her a small fortune, she'll make it smaller. Oh wait, nevermind.
LOL. That is the truth, maybe not the whole truth.
You can't beat a woman, because it's against the law.
Sometimes I beat my wife up in the morning. That means I have to make the coffee.
Priceless
