Is bashing baby seals for Christians? Or should we just shoot meese?

by dinah 41 Replies latest jw friends

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    King Saul was taller and more handsome than his fellows, and that was his in. I think.

    Absolom won the hearts of the people because he was so cute. The desirability of long hair on guys, however, is debatable.

    Did their good looks save them in the end?

    Only those who read their Bibles know!

    CC

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff

    In the end, Jehovah smote them for their good looks. He likes the comely...

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    Just shoot meeses unless the herd need culling.

  • dinah
    dinah

    And King David was ugly but well hung.

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff

    Evidentally he was hung like a Judean... Lets ask Bathsheba......

  • dinah
    dinah

    Hung like a Judean.......now I've got to do research again.

    Gee, Thanks Jeff

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I never understood the "hung" reference.

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    I hang pictures.

    By the time I'm through, they are very well hung, but I'll be hanged if I can find the stud with any ease.

    Is this what youse kids are talking about?

    CC

  • hemp lover
    hemp lover

    Not the sort of thing you want to admit on the Internet.

    To the OP: I loves me some baby seals. Thems good eatin'.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    You don't have to find a stud. You just need the hook that sticks in, curves around back, and supports itself on the back of the drywall. Don't even need a drill or hammer, it just slips right in.

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