LOL @ paradise

by KDubbz 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mastodon

    Perfect poo, who knew? Hmmm... finally, my shhhinola won't stink! Poo-scented candles anyone?

    People will poo Frosties!

  • kurtbethel

    Ah, but you didn't read the Biblical Fine Print TM that the governing body can read with their urrim and thummim spectacles.

    Jover will come in on his saucer from the Pleiades and pick up the faithful, take them back to paradise on Planet Stepford.

  • VIII

    Don't they recycle their urine in the Space shuttle? Why not in Paradise?

    Then again, all the technology that is required to recycle pee is going to be destroyed during the Big A. So, it's going to take them a long time to figure that one out. How long to recycle #2?

    What about TP? Personally, Charmin, soft. If I have to use leaves, I'm going to be bad just to ensure destruction.

  • shamus100

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