blond joke

by John Doe 8 Replies latest social humour

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    T-G-I-F VS. S-H-I-T


    A business man got on an elevator.

    When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, 'T-G-I-F.'

    He smiled at her and replied, 'S-H-I-T.'

    She looked puzzled and repeated, 'T-G-I-F,' more slowly.

    He again answered, 'S-H-I-T.'

    The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, 'T-G-I-F.'

    The man smiled back to her and once again said, 'S-H-I-T.'

    The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. 'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it?!!...... duuhhh?'

    The man answered......... ''S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, it's Thursday'

  • dinah
    dinah

    Heh heh

  • Dagney
    Dagney

    LOL.

  • sarahbear76
    sarahbear76

    Bahahaha that's awesome!!!

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    Why are there no stupid brunettes?

    HB

  • dinah
    dinah

    I have my blonde moments at times, HB.

  • restrangled
    restrangled

    Are you poking at that hornets nest again JD......?

    r.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    > Why are there no stupid brunettes?

    Because they are so bitter about not being blond.

    *** Runs and hides ***

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    Dinah - HAIRDYE!!

    ARe you a natural blonde Honey??

    HB

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