I swear,

by John Doe 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    If I hear one more person say "sammich," I'm going to pull their innards out from where the sun don't shine and tie them in a bow tie under their nose!

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Ohhhh Doe! Are you hungry?

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    what's a "sammich"?

  • compound complex
    compound complex


    I once had a tuna on rye sammich at a local diner wearing said apparel. Everyone was admiring my bow tie, but I had trouble choking down the sammich as I felt a little tied up in knots that day. I had had a run-in with my elocution teacher.

    Threats turned to action turned to stomach-ache.

    CoCo Cravat

    BTW, I wrote it, didn't say it!

  • truthseekeriam
    truthseekeriam

    Extremely good sandwich.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    BTW, I wrote it, didn't say it!

    Ohhhh, a wiseguy, eh?

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Don't go messin' with our Coco!

    Hear?

    Sylvia

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    But he started it!!

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    Sylvia:

    CoCo

    Oh, while I'm here, John Doe:

    Shepherd Book has put up a thread on Sammich Boards ... How's about a tough and chewy JW geezer with mustard and relish between two slices of painted and lettered plywood?

    It's up to you!

    CC

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    Hey JD, they are talking about sammich boards on another thread....

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