They didn't have any pork ribs at the store, (page 4)

John Doe

ewww, meat

~shudder~

You ain't right girl!

I am very right, boyo. I gave up meat. I eat only fish and guess what? I do not have to diet in order to remain svelte. And, I excercise because I want to--not to lose weight. I am also, for the most part, healthy as a little horse. The key adjective being "little."

How 'bout you? Are you a big boy? How big is yo booty?

Yanno, heart attacks are God's revenge for eating his animal friends.

John Doe

Yanno, heart attacks are God's revenge for eating his animal friends.

If "god" didn't want us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? ;-)

Robdar

If "god" didn't want us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? ;-)

God made you out of meat too. I bet you would be pretty tasty with some ranch dipping sauce.

Now then, how big is yo booty? Don't evade the question.

John Doe

God made you out of meat too. I bet you would be pretty tasty with some ranch dipping sauce.

Yep, and I'm not the highest on the food chain when out in the wilderness either.

dinah

Strings Doe up and builds a fire. Shit, I'm hungry.

beksbks

I think he'd be better with some super hot sauce

Helps Dinah build that fire

John Doe

Why's everyone wanting to eat me anyway?

dinah

Cos you're kinda tough and Beks and I like to rough it.

Now. go marinate him, Beks.

They didn't have any pork ribs at the store,

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