The desert god is a real A hole in this weeks bible reading

by _Morpheus 24 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Viviane
    I imagine the author was choosing between this explanation and "BECAUSE REASONS!".


    Clearly it dosent pay to be on the desert gods team.,423/

  • _Morpheus

    The grey bible calls them "pyles" but when you look up the word its hemroids.

    lol on GoT referance.... Frankly the bible IS game, it just needs a few deagons and such

    @viv, i have to read that lawsuit link. Im laughing just thinking abput it

  • Crazyguy
    Such a loving God, yes, makes me weep just thinking about how loving he is.
  • prologos
    The good part was, that god gave the Israelites piles of hemorrhoids too. Golden replicas as rental payment perhaps? from the Philistines for having used the ark too? These golden "jewels " were in box too, placed besides the original box. Great family bible reading to teach how silly the details in that book are, but the controllers at the wt take it seriously.
  • clarity

    Fremind............................brilliant Voltaire quote!

    Thank you!

  • clarity

    Morpheous .........laughing my guts out here!

    Everyday more & more my happiness & sanity increases the farther l get from idiot-ville.

  • freemindfade
    lol love the onion news thank you!
  • stillin
    The NWT is the only translation to say 50,070 people were killed. All others say only 70 (that's bad enough!) even the Insight book says it was likely only 70 so what is it? Wishful thinking?
  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    This is why you can't take the bible seriously. So long before preparation H

    was invented God gave the Philistines hemorrhoids. Seven month-long

    flaring pack of hemorrhoids, it was so bad they cried out to heaven, in fact

    the whole city cried out to heaven. Yes it was heard in Heaven,"my ass is

    hurting God" 1Sam 5:12. This is some funny stuff.

  • _Morpheus
    Its interesting, i was wondering what city at that time and place could have supported so many people, let alone lost so many in death and kept functioning. I didnt bother looking it up because.....well.....i assume the number is as fraudulent as the hemroids and rats, but why would they say the number is bogus in the insight book? If its a scribal error them it opens up the whole bible to error if its a lie then the whole bible is open to the charge of exageration or lies. Its a no win to admit its a bad number

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