WOMEN !

Priest73

how many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It better be open when dinah brings it to me.
dinah

*takes Padre a beer* You can open it your-damn-self.
Priest73

but my hands hurt! please?
dinah

Why your hands hurt? You study too hard, Padre.
dinah

*polishing halo*
Priest73

baby, if you weren't already hitched, I'd turn you out.
dinah

*swoons*
Now I'll never sleep.
Damn you to hell, Padre.
Crap! We don't believe in hell.
Priest73
dinah

Not believing in hell is a good thing.
dinah

fluck me running.