Can he give us a gift of not having ELDERS in the congs?
african GB member
Today at the meeting we got a gift from Jehovah!
by Albert Einstein 38 Replies latest jw experiences
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cameo-d
Does that mean that Jehovah feels 'worldly' people are even more deserving of his gifts because they seven free nights a week to do as they choose.
Hopscotch
hahahaha!
Welcome to the board Hopscotch!
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wha happened?
How is something we already possess a gift?
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BizzyBee
Great to see so many new ones here!
Uhhh, yeah. Let's see: it's raining - a gift from Jehovah. The sun is shining - a gift from Jehovah. No Witnesses killed in the nursing home shooting today - a gift from Jehovah. Oooooops! What if one of the deceased turns out to have been a JW? Means nothing - trust in the resurrection.
If they had added a meeting - it would have a been a gift from J. Take away a meeting - a gift.
There is an unfortunate word for people like these who believe spin that doesn't even try to be clever: suckers.
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wha happened?
Now Now, suckers have some brains ya know.
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BizzyBee
Now Now, suckers have some brains ya know.
Yes, yes, You're right - they do have brains. Unfortunately, they keep them in a shoebox under their beds.
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doofdaddy
When I first read this I thought it said "Today at the meeting we got a lift from jehovah.
I was keen to ask,
What's his ride?
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wha happened?
Waka Waka Waka
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cameo-d
Uhhh, yeah. Let's see: it's raining - a gift from Jehovah. The sun is shining - a gift from Jehovah. No Witnesses killed in the nursing home shooting today - a gift from Jehovah. Oooooops! What if one of the deceased turns out to have been a JW? Means nothing - trust in the resurrection.
If they had added a meeting - it would have a been a gift from J. Take away a meeting - a gift.
No wonder J dubs don't celebrate birthdays.
If they are used to gifts like that from God, they must be terrified of what might come gift wrapped!
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slimboyfat
Satan gives you the whole week off.