Here's one of those emails from a Republican friend of mine... this one actually made me laugh (and no I'm not a Republican)...
"Jesus at the Diner"
A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked
across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that Jesus sitting over there?'
The waitress nodded 'yes,' so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee , on
him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with scoliosis .
He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the
waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant
and asked, 'Is that Jesus over there?' The waitress nodded,
so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, 'My treat.'
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, 'Hey
there, honey! How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller
Light?' He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that God's boy
over there?'
The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give
Jesus a cold glass of beer... 'On my bill,' he said.
Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and
said, 'For your kindness, you are healed.' The Republican felt the
strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, 'For
your kindness, you are healed.' The Libertarian felt his back
straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did
a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat.
The Democrat jumped up and yelled, 'Don't touch me... I'm
collecting disability!'