I will start
Animals shit odor.
What did Noah and his family complain about during 40 days/40 nights?
by asilentone 24 Replies latest watchtower bible
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keyser soze
Noah's wife complained that he never takes her anywhere.
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Alpaca
I am guessing seasickness might have been an issue.
Probably not being able to go to the gym, too.
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LouBelle
That they were "living in a box, living in a cardboard box"
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Finally-Free
No Tim Hortons for coffee breaks.
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JimmyPage
And what's the deal with the number forty? Forty days of rain, forty years in the wilderness. Does it have to do with the fact that most Dubs learn it's all a sham by age forty?
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blondie
You never even looked in the bottom of that Ark
Have you looked down there?
No?
Who's gonna clean up that mess down there?
That's me
I tell you I've had enough of this stuff
I tell you what I'm gonna do
I'm letting all these animals out
And I'm gonna burn down this Ark
And I'm going to Florida somewhere
'Cause you haven't done nothin'
I'm sick and tired of all this mess
You foolin' around
And you haven't done nothing!http://www.jr.co.il/humor/noah4.txt
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WTWizard
Scurvy--without fresh food, the risk of getting scurvy goes way up. This has been a problem with sailors throughout the 1400s and 1500s, and killed many trying to reach America.
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Leolaia
Noah's wife complained that the cruise wasn't very romantic, and that there wasn't even a casino on board -- just a damn zoo.
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shamus100
Whew! I can hardly wait to get off this boat, and have relations with someone other than my family.
Oh wait! Eeeeeeewwww!