WILL THERE BE TOILETS IN PARADISE EARTH? (page 2)

asilentone

the answer to your question "yep", it is more sanitary.

sir82

Far more important - will there be toilet paper?

I would not relish going back to corn cobs and banana leaves.

Nope. You never saw any in those wt paradise pics, did ya? They'll be like the israelites. They'll use a peg to punch a hole in the lawn that will cover the whole earth, then. That will help fertilise it and keep it godly green. No wasteful tp, either. Use a bit of the lawn for that.;)

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WuzLovesDubs

Sure there will be toilets! But no plumbing, no clean water sources, no pumping stations, no maintained sewer lines, no toilet paper because there wont be paper mills or logging or ....

Paradise my toilet lovin ass.

blondie

I remember all the speculation about this amongst the faithful. One suggested that since our bodies were perfect that any waste products would be white and without odor. If there are truly 20 billion to be resurrected, I don't think toilets will handle it. Composting toilets sound like the best option.

Quirky1

Sure!! I visited the Pair-o-Dice last week and they had toilets...

undercover

One suggested that since our bodies were perfect that any waste products would be white and without odor.

The irony of reading this right after reading the "For BTS" thread is just too much...

WTWizard

I have bad news. There won't be anything. No food. No housing. No nothing.

Why not? People are being trained to do one thing, and one thing only. That is spreading the cancer--and, if everyone is specialized in spreading the cancer, there isn't going to be anything but Kingdumb Hells and tiny huts where people are supposed to try to live. There will be no furniture, no appliances of any kind, and no transportation. No infrastructure. No plumbing, electricity, or gas. Obviously, there will be no phones, cable, or Internet. No one is capable of starting any of those things (they all died at Armageddon for not pio-sneering when "they could have".

And we are not gaining any of it back. God has more work ahead--teaching the cancer to every single person that ever died and is resurrected. At which point, no one that survives will be ready to start making anything that would make life more comfortable. Since everything anyone ever does is what that Almighty Lowlife Scumbag tells them to, and He is not the one that has to live with the effects, no one is ever going to learn to build any appliances or create any kind of infrastructure.

Oh yes, if Jehovah Baghead has decided that He doesn't want you to have sex, you will never have it. And He might just leave your drive in high gear just to "test" you--but you will never ever get that opportunity. Obviously, this is enough to make me want to worship the Devil or go atheist (in a practical sense, by not obeying God) so I won't have that problem in the New Dark Ages.

badboy

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WILL THERE BE TOILETS IN PARADISE EARTH?