WHAT IS JW VIEW?
WILL THERE BE TOILETS IN PARADISE EARTH?
by badboy 18 Replies latest jw friends
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minimus
NO GENITALS=NO TOILETS
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Mickey mouse
If Jehovah can sit on his "great white throne" in heaven I don't see why the rest of us can't too.
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Finally-Free
NO GENTIALS=NO TOILETS
That applies to genitals too.
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minimus
NO GENTILES EITHER.
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asilentone
Minimus, are you copying my spelling mistake?
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purplesofa
lol
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Finally-Free
I think it's time for a new watchtower study entitled, "The end of the genital times is at hand".
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keyser soze
Yes, but they're called trees and bushes.
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OUTLAW
YES!..But only one!! .. ..Remember Adam,Eve and the Forbiddon Fruit?..Well in the New System the will only be one Toilet..The "Forbiddon Toilet".......Peeing and taking a dump are filthy habits..Once you start it`s impossible to quit..It`s worse than smoking!!..In the new system if you use the "Forbiddon Toilet",you will be cast out of Paradise!..The entrance will be guarded by Angels with Golden Toilet Brush`s..If you try to get back into Paradise,the Golden Toilet Brush`s will turn you into a Pillar of Sh*t!!................Jehovah is going to let Satan live in Paradise,with all the Jehovah`s Witness`s..
.......Or..............................................................................Satan?.....OUTLAW
.......Or..............................................................................Satan?..
...OUTLAW